Bro Lang Syne

Happy new year, bromance aficionados. I thought I'd kick things off right with these two dudes.

Mashing Dicks

Bromance conquers all: Oakleys vs. Wayfarers, plaid shorts vs. regular kind, fish vs. man, tan vs. not. Also, the lake represents the profundity of mutual heterosexual understanding.

Sci-Fi Bromances

Some images from this site.

Fishing

Something I've Been Seeing a Lot of Lately

So Gainesville, being a college town, has a lot of scooters and a lot tandem scooting of various sexual permutations. I'm always ... I don't know, not amused exactly, but satisfied in some vague way when it's two dudes. I don't know. I'm sure it's completely non-sexual in most cases, but there are obvious positioning things that require a certain degree of mutual understanding. I guess it's bromantic by default. I don't know.

I don't know, all right?

(Hey, "scooters" is one of Blogger's pre-selected examples for labeling posts. Huh.)

The Broboat

As defined by Urban Dictionary, the broboat is "a sea vessel that a bro invites his bros on. Often used for fishing or broing out, it can also be the location of a bro-ha-ha." Boating combines the romance of the sea with manly concerns such as ropes and directions and shit, thus making it a perfect activity for the bromantically involved.

As a footnote, let me just say that Urban Dictionary's catalog of bro-prefixed words is completely overwhelming. Brotox, Broflex, Broman Catholic, bromenclature, brohibition, &c, &c, &c. I'm in over my head here. I may need some Brozac.

No Sense in Getting Too Relaxed